[This page has been horribly neglected, but maybe we'll
update in the near future.]
Shhhh.... Okies, I'm not Autumn after all. I'm Jared, sneaking some words on her page before she can put some content here herself. Hey, when she gets around to it, she'll replace these words, lickety-split! Until then, here goes.
Autumn is the cutest, sweetest, most wonderful woman a man could ever dream of having. She is beautiful, smart, and can bake apple pies so tasty that you'd swear they were made out of miracles instead of Granny Smiths. She is creative and knows how to make things elegant and sophisticated with mere simple touches here and there.
A gracious woman retains honour... A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband... Every wise woman builds up her house... Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies.[Proverbs, various excepts]
